Just managed to find the english version of chapter 469 of Naruto...

WHAT THE HELL AT ALL, KISHIMOTO?

I'm actually stunned at how much trolling went on in that chapter O_O
Why are they putting Raikage in charge? They were all bitching about him last chapter!
And I'm tres disappointed that we didn't get to see Kisame fight AGAIN.
Oh God, 'Sakura's Confession'? I'm sorry, but haven't there been like, a trillion of those already? Oh, the face palming! Boogey WTF eyes from Yamato, Shikamaru and Kiba, facepalming - yes, ACTUAL FACE PALMING - from Lee and Kakashi looking bored. I feel for you Kakashi - you must be fed up with watching every. single. time. Sakura confesses love or a new crush or when her next period is.

What I want to know is where the arse-kicking Sakura went? She needs to channel the dead-Gaara-and-totally-whipping-Sasori arc.

And btw, if it weren't obvious enough that was was blatantly lying about loving Naruto, would it help for you to know that she was looking down with a blank face of emotion. Seriously, it was void of any thought ->

Kishimoto, pick a pairing to troll already other wise the NaruSaku v SasuSaku war will never end. Or maybe you think she'd be a perfect match for Killerbee?
(If that actually happens, I think I may shoot myself)

Some of my favourite parodies of this monstrosity of a chapter:
gabzillaz journal [link]
RandomPancake1108 plea [link]
auikamaya demonstrating Lee's facepalmage [link]
and RainyDayMan Crack Parody [link]


/rant/